Dane Cook Quotes That will help you Thinking Differently

Dane Cook is the First Comedian Who Created a Profile Web page on Myspace, and Later That Page Had Turned into a Large Fan base. On That Time He Was the first Comedian to Sell out Huge Arena Space after Andrew dice clay, and Dane Cook is a well-known American Film Actor and Stand-Up Comedian.

Dane Cook Full Name is Dane Jeffrey Cook. He Was Born on 18th March 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States 

He Starts Doing Acting and Stand-up Comedy in his High School; After Graduate From High School, He Went College For Studied Graphic Design. He Start Stand-Up Comedy in Clubs in early 1990 , After get Little bit Success in Stand-Up Comedy He moved into New York and Began Performing and In 1996 He Moved into Los Angeles Where He Lives Today. The Main Turning Point in his Career Was Comedy Central’s Premium Blend Where Dane Cook Did A 30 min Special on Comedy Central Special presents .Comedy Central changed Dane cook Career a lot.

 In 2003 He Released his first album CD Which Name was Harmful if swallowed and He Sell 1.4 million Copy of that Album . In Next Few Years He Released Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident Comedy Albums  and Then after Too Much Hard Work and Diligent , He Won the best Comedian Award in 2006 That Was the best day of his Life. 

Dane Cook Quotes

“Here’s how you know that you’re really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.”
— Dane Cook

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
— Dane Cook

When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
— Dane Cook

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest … when they start to bleed go, I guess not
— Dane Cook

“Everybody’s got a dream house
The house of your dreams. “
— Dane Cook

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I’m talking about breaking in and entering.
— Dane Cook


There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.
— Dane Cook

“Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.”
— Dane Cook

“They’re like. Alright, why did you stop at a red light
And let me hit you doing 80?! WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?”
— Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
— Dane Cook

When somebody says I wouldn’t change a thing they’re thinking of something they would change.
— Dane Cook

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn’t include reactions, interactions or transactions if you’re thinkin’ loophole.
— Dane Cook

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.
— Dane Cook

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.
— Dane Cook

You are the director of your own life story. Don’t cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.
— Dane Cook

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it’s with an elderly person holding a baby.
— Dane Cook

Video games don’t make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
— Dane Cook

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
— Dane Cook

Dane Cook Life Inspire lots of Comedian Today and did You know Dane cook Won best Comedian Award , Selling Million Copies of his Comedy album and an American Film Actor. If You Like Dane Cook Quotes Then Share this page with Your Friends and Family.

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